A Triumphant Return to the Blogosphere

I've been gone for sometime but have decide in light of my burgeoning viral marketing company I should return to the internet like MacArthur's return to the Philippines.
Not only have I returned, but returned with a new purpose. I'm rebooting with a more traditional blog. During the week I'll deliver whatever my brain shits out, but on the weekends I'll still deliver the same content the title promises. So prepare for a blog-stravaganza.