In high school I took a journalism class and we had to spend the first half hour of class reading the paper. Not wanting to read anymore then I had to in school I would immediately turn to the comics. Day after day I was overwhelmed with how shitty newspaper funnies were, and after the first week I started spending my time recaptioning them to make them actually funny. It's been a few years but here's my latest attempt.
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Being Scandinavian I've always been personal offended by how
Hägar the Horrible depicts Vikings as pussies.
Brenda Starr reporter is basically an infinitely lamer version of Dick Tracy; it feels good taking her down a notch.