Comic Redux

In high school I took a journalism class and we had to spend the first half hour of class reading the paper. Not wanting to read anymore then I had to in school I would immediately turn to the comics. Day after day I was overwhelmed with how shitty newspaper funnies were, and after the first week I started spending my time recaptioning them to make them actually funny. It's been a few years but here's my latest attempt.Being Scandinavian I've always been personal offended by how Hägar the Horrible depicts Vikings as pussies.
Brenda Starr reporter is basically an infinitely lamer version of Dick Tracy; it feels good taking her down a notch.

A Triumphant Return to the Blogosphere

I've been gone for sometime but have decide in light of my burgeoning viral marketing company I should return to the internet like MacArthur's return to the Philippines.
Not only have I returned, but returned with a new purpose. I'm rebooting with a more traditional blog. During the week I'll deliver whatever my brain shits out, but on the weekends I'll still deliver the same content the title promises. So prepare for a blog-stravaganza.

They Gotta Learn Sometime

This is why I always take the safety off.

Japanese Kids

Japanese kids smoking after WW2, still not as addictive as Pokemon.

I don't know ...

if I see anyone smoking in this, but the framing here for the reflection is just classic and it really makes the image for me. Plus I would totally do that chick.

Well He is a Doctor

What's harder to swallow cigarettes curing bad breath, or that the public would trust a man named Dr. Batty? Granted he did have a nice mustache and enough sense to not recommend his treatment for children under six.

There's got to be a story here

I'm hungover, that is all.